Brain Parasite

When traveling back in Tampa last month, we came across a pretty funny scene in a pretty dark and dirty bathroom. Rest assured, we made sure that our scotch was not on the rocks.
Pictures from Unnamed Bar in Tampa Florida:

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And on the handle it says: FOR ICE BIN ONLY.
No wonder the drinks tasted [...]

We were just over at the Internet Anagram Server, where you can quickly get an anagram for any word (under 14 characters). They say that your anagrams tell a lot about you (Clint Eastwood an anagram of Old West Action, parliament is an anagram of partial men .. etc).
We typed in "Pong A Long [...]

We just noticed that in our last two blog posts we mentioned Nick Lachey. This is unacceptable, unintelligent, and unlike us. We apologize sincerely, and will use a Nick Lachey photo sparingly from here on out. Nick Lachey looks like a thoroughbred Cardigan Welsh Corgi that has been Dirty Sanchezed so many [...]

We get contacts asking us, how do we win the photo submission contest? What kind of picture should we take?

We have always just said take a "rad" beer pong table photo. Until today. We had to face the facts and answer the question: What is rad?
This is the unedited transcript on how the [...]

We here at Pong A Long just wanted to say that we surely think that "Heat of the Moment" off of Asia 's 1982 self titled CD is the best song that has ever been created, and will probably never be topped in our lifetime. For chrissakes, they even have a Sea Dragon grappling an [...]

Sure we here at Pong A Long make portable beer pong tables, but we also are a wealth of purposeless and stupefied information. A freaking wealth of it. Today we look to everyones favorite search engine for some more:

We attract a strange crowd here in these parts, and maybe due in part to [...]

It's kinda like that coffee induced "chance fart" that you brave every morning. You wonder if the outcome of our efforts will be muddy filth, or a seat warming blast of gassy toxins. That's why you lift your leg up a bit, you don't want to soil your sofa, that and the fact [...]

When you think of portability coupled with affordability, it’s tough not to day dream about that midget hooker that stole your heart one summers night. She was gentle, but firm and had the most remarkable way of folding over. Not so much at the waist or the knees, but at some foreign area in-between [...]

Acción que ríe: ganados con un sentido del humor. Excepto las ballenas. Recoja el sistema del conjunto. ¿Quién pago parado en mi cheque de la realidad? Una conclusión es el lugar adonde usted consiguió cansado del pensamiento. El único substituto para las buenas maneras es reflejos rápidos. No dije que era [...]

Random Brain Parasite #001
The right tool for the right job. Anyone who has worked for a middle school educated foreman to earn some extra scratch has heard these rage inducing words at least a million times. Annoying as it may be, you always knew deep down that it was wisdom coming from that smelly [...]