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Since it is pretty much Finals time, we got an equation for you:

Drunken Debauchery + Sharpie Shenanigans + Shirtlessness= April User Submission Winner!

This month a series of party pics tops the Pong A Long winners list. One amazing uploader hit us with a flurry of Pong, Girls, Booze, Half Moons, some super sweet marker tattoos.

Now we here a Pong A Long will recap this event and provide play-by-play that is more splendiferous then Walt Frazier and comes with less back biting then Marv Albert. Yessssssssss!

Winner:

Picture 1: The night begins with a beer pong table, a futon (will come into play later), girls, 151, some old school beer cans, and dreams. Hopes and dreams of beer pong legendry, world peace, Scarlett Johansson and possibly edible furbies and winged ponies.

Picture 2: Looking to ice the game with a killer psyche out, our all star player stares the opposition in the face, then calmly states “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?” while dropping his pants. Our best estimation would tell us that the psyche out worked, and then the game winning shot occurred while belting out the classic Michael Keaton as Bruce Wanye line “you wanna get nuts? LETS GET NUTS!”

Pic 3: Like a modern day bat symbol, women immediately flock to the bare assed super hero, and begin playing pong. While throwing balls on the uber hip beer pong table, they immediate realize that they can never date normal men again. Everyone other then these Pong A Long owners now look squarer then a saltine, and lamer then Rachael Ray and Food TV. Chalk up another win boys, and make sure Pong A Long gets the assist on the score card.

Pic 4: Having conquered beer pong, women, and partial nudity, our gang takes on Mr. TomFoolery in the form of amateur body art on an unsuspecting cohort. Thinking they have watched enough “Miami Ink” the team creates Sharpie Antics that were last seen when TO was on the Eagles. The result: An abstract body art makeover that makes the contestant look 10 years older, mildly slimmer, and a bit more manly.

Thanks for the great pictures; you have a great prize ahead!

Runner Up:

This month we decided to have a runner up because a picture was uploaded that could be poster material. We like to call this the “Flying Soccer Swayze” and the name pretty much speaks for itself, enjoy:

You win a free hipster Pong A Long shirt, but we have a feeling that with a shot and style like that you don’t need help in the hipster area.

All winners please contact us here at contact@pongalong.com and we will ship out your prize ASAP!

Thanks for all the entries, long live beer pong!

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