Its Friday night and you have elected to stay in, save some money and get drunk while watching Waterworld starring Kevin Costner as “Mariner the gilled Sea Pirate”. You settle into the couch and find out that you are slugging down beers at an unbelievable pace to make up for the piss-poor casting. You realize that since you dumped your girlfriend the week before, you have nobody to fetch beers for you. Getting up and running to the fridge simply is not an option when “the Cos” and his silky gold ponytail is on screen, and pausing and unpausing the DVD in your XBOX is a daunting task.
In comes the beer launcher, which launches beers from a 10 beer cartridge within a mini fridge. That can launch a beer with accuracy that would make FutureWeapons jealous. This thing not only launches beer, but has a remote controlled aiming device. With one of these official beer launchers, you will never miss a minute of the fast-paced sea pirate action in “Waterworld” or any of Kevin Costner’s stealler movies like The Postman, Message In a Bottle, 300 Miles to Graceland, or Rumor Has It. Thank you beer launcher!
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Credits: Beer Launcher Creator - John Cornell
P.S. - If anyone has specific directions on how to make one of these, please let us know!
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