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Mario and his brother sure do more than just appear in video games. This week we are proud to bring you the Best Alternate Mario Brothers videos ever! In this riveting piece you will see Human Mario, Lego Mario, Mario on Drugs, Mario ride lines, and Mario do just about anything imaginable. The moral of all of these Mario Brothers videos is: People just have too much time on their hands these days.

5. Mario Real Life Video
A mildly lame story about the life and times of Mario in 2007 (or maybe 1989). Either way it barely made the list and might barely make you smile.

4. Mario Brothers Live Action Play Video
This is a pretty friggin boss play for some community college in the boondocks. At least it is better than Oklahoma, Shakespeare, or any of those ones with boys in tights prancing about.

3. Mario Brothers Lego Version
This is what happens when nerds somehow manage to spawn children, and when they are forced to raise them. First they get them educational toys like Legos to help the child’s engineering genes. Then when they find out how fun they are the child is locked in the bathroom with toenail clippers and aftershave while “Daddy makes a viral video”.

2. Mario Brothers Line Rider Video
If this is real, this is the best line rider video ever. Please see previous posts about rad line rider videos (version 1.0).

1. Mario Vice City Video
The best part is that Mario calls Luigi’s blood “Ragu”. Ha ha ha. Very well put together piece from Robot Chicken.

Oh those crazy Italians! Thanks for stopping by!

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