Here at Pong A Long we sympathize with you. Valentine’s day, a gimmick created by a bunch of suits in a Marketing firm, sucks the life out you, and sucks the green out of your wallet every year. Roses! Chocolate! Gold! Diamonds! AHHHHHHHHHHH! And no matter what excuse you give* her, you still have to get her what she wants.
Well this year you can tell her what YOU want. The Pong A Long team has created a painless form that will deliver her a message of your demands. And your demands are quite simple. Beer Pong. No silk heart patterned boxers, no chocolate, no teddy bears, just get me some beer pong, woman.
Click on the :
Pong A Long Valentines Day Message Form
And enter in your Info, her email addy, and a customized message to tell her how much you love her and/or how much you love beer pong. And email will automatically be whipped up and formatted into a style that is pleasing to a women’s eyes, and she will have the inside skinny on what it is that you would like for Vday.
*Excuse List (Warning Do Not Attempt!)
When i’m with you it is like Valentine’s Day Year Round!
Why cram all my love for you into one piddly day?
But honey, I spent all my money on a Vegas Hooker.
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