This month’s entries came down to the line, and featured a once-in a lifetime beer pong shot against a customized Ohio State Beer Pong Table. In the spirit of the new season of American Idol we will take it to our judges.
Contestant “Amazing Beer Pong Shot”
Simon: Your form is horrid. Simply horrid. You have on too many layers, smoking a cigarette, and those glasses just remind me of Lisa Loeb. Simply Awful.
Paula: This is inspirational because it is a picture that is so inspirational, and pictures are inspirational, just inspirational that we aspire to the inspiration. Bless you.
Randy: Yo Dawg, you did your thing. You got that facial scruff going, and I like it. I like it dawg, I like it. The cup is still moving around dawg, you got your hand still raised in the air, and I was feeling the splash. You did your thing dawg, you did.
Contestant “Ohio State Beer Pong Table”
Simon: How is such a fat little man on a table supposed to win, I mean honestly. Honestly? Did you really think that you could come in here kicking your legs weighing 300 lbs and win this competition? You look like the Michelin man just mated with a bowling ball and had a homosexual dance machine for a love child. I mean honestly.
Paula: I’m speechless. Totally speechless. Your remind me of a person that reminded me of a true soul. A real, live true soul. You are, you really are just that. Inspirational and touching, speechless.
Randy: Yo Dawg, I see what you are trying to do, just a little pitching. You did your thing dawg, but i wasn’t feeling some of that pitch that was a little pitchy. Dawg, you gotta work on that pitchy pitch. Keep doing your thing dawg.
Winner:
Due to the judges incompetence we give it to the “Ohio State Beer Pong Table”. Hey at least Ohio State now has one thing that they can actually win at. Congrats to our winner who wins an MP3 player!
To the winner: Please write us back (contact@pongalong.com) with proof within thirty (30) days to claim your prize.
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