We already recapped Jared and his winning booze filled pictures, and now he has his prize.
We here at Pong A Long got a little, well maybe a lot of slack on the last prize we issued. Stan went as far as to even say "My God, that is so homosexual". So in January we here at Pong A Long we knew we needed a manly prize, and went out looking for one with more vengeance then Jeff Gillooly and a lead pipe.
The result:
A Stainless Steel Butterfly Knife. (We really wanted a switchblade, but found that we may be arrested on its arrival.)
Features:
Stainless steel handle
Belevied curved blade for quicker killing
Grooved handles with holes for better stabbing aerodynamics
Then we shipped the knife off to Jared proud as a Priest at a Religion Class Retreat, and realized that he can't even carry it concealed. What a joke of a state that Florida is. How on Earth are you supposed to protect yourself from the elderly? Maybe that is why all those dumb shirts talk about people loving NY; we can carry concealed Butterfly Knives.
So we put together a few uses for Jared to use around the house using our Knife. Here they are, in a key of 4, just like the winning pictures:
1. Cut Roomie's "Hip" Shower Curtain
2. Cut Roomie's Poker Playing Dog Slippers
3. Cut Roomie's Couch
4. Cut Into Roomie's Bumper (takes a bit of jiggling)
Alright Jared, hope you enjoy the prize, my roommate sure didn't.
And for all of you drunkards, next month's prize is even better. Start submitting!