That’s right … you read this post correctly … CAP news recently selected co-captains for a beer pong, and one of them was “the Hoff.” David Hasselhoff may be most well known for his role as Mitch Buchannon on Baywatch, or maybe as Nick Fury Agent of Shield (link).
Anyway, CAP News correctly selected David Hasselhoff as the drunk captain for celebrity beer pong. Unfortunately, they incorrectly selected Lindsay Lohan as his opposition. Really CAP? Really? … That is like David going against Goliath, but instead of a slingshot, David has AIDS, freckles, and a coke problem.
Lohan would have no shot in this situation. The only things Lindsay has a shot at is … dying before the age of 25, having more freckles than natural pigment, and smelling than month old room temperature halibut. Hoff has this one down.
Source: the CAP
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