What is a speed run? It is when geeks try to beat a video game as fast as they can. They time it and then post them to YouTube, ICQ each other binary code, drink Full Throttle Energy Drinks, and eventually send naughty pictures of themselves to Dateline's Chris Sherman under the name "BoobBoner69". Anyway, they play the video games super fast, and the speed runs are really impressive no matter how dirty those hands are at the controller.
5. Super Mario Brothers 3 Speed Run
Very quick Mario Brothers speed run, but used some warps so it got knocked back a bit in our list.
4. Doom 2 Speed Run
This is on insane difficulty, and this guy really knows how to shotgun down some badly animated monsters
3. Half-Life Speed Run
This happens so fast it kinda makes you sick. Just like sex.
2. Sonic 2 Speed Run
Very very fast. Prepare for tons of the Sonic Revving sounds.
1. Super Mario Brothers 1 Speed Run
Just over 20 minutes isn't that wonderful, but it is when you don't warp even one time.
Thanks for tuning in, get practicing and maybe we can shoot you straight to dorkdom with your speed run videos!