You know that feeling you have when you first get your hands on something new? Your senses pick up all kinds of crazy bologna that makes this new item exciting and pleasurable. The fresh scent of factory adhesives and chemically bonded plastic, the beautiful faux leather and brushed aluminum surfaces, the pleasure of knowing that this baby is all yours. It doesn’t taste that great but we can overlook that, after all, the habit of putting everything possible into your mouth is something that you alone posses.
Well today after much sweat, blood, coffee and hookers, we present to you the new Pong A Long Photo Gallery. This gallery is easier to use than a drunk minor, and has almost twice as many features. From the sleek minimalist design to the intuitive navigation, this gallery will fulfill all of your dreams and desires without the pesky jail time and unwanted sodomy. Uploading your photos has now gone from a chore to a delight! It is so simple that if you cannot accomplish it…. well you should call us and let us know because chances are whatever you’re doing in the pictures is equally as stupid… and we want to see. So make your way to the new gallery and have a look around, post some pictures, and make some comments. This month’s user submission winner will get the best prize yet, so start sending them in!
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