So we’ve been getting swamped over here with e-mails for the PAL Army and it’s awesome. But we realized something, you guys have no clue what the prizes are or how the system works or anything like that. So we’re going to explain it. Basically if you are chosen to become part of the Pong A Long Army we’ll give you your very own promotional code that works only at Pong A Long.com that will save customers $5.00 off any portable beer pong table purchase. Each time someone uses your promotional code at Pong A Long.com you will earn a point. What are points for you say? Well I’m glad you asked, otherwise the list below would’ve been a huge waste of time.
5pts: 2 Pong A Long t-shirts
10pts: 7ft Beer Pong Table
25pts: Ipod Shuffle
30pts: 8ft Beer Pong Table
40pts: Playstation2
50pts: Ipod Nano
65pts: Nintendo Wii
75pts: Xbox 360
Fill Out An Application Here
*Owning a Pong A Long Beer Pong Table earns you an automatic 2pts. But you gotta prove it. We ain’t chumps.*
Pretty bad ass eh? We think so. Hell if I wasn’t employed by this fine company I’d be all over it like a fat kid on a cupcake. Anyways, we’ve also taken the time to answer some frequently asked questions below. Well actually since this is brand new they’ve never been asked, let alone frequently. But you get the point.
F.A.Q.
Q. Will this make me cool?
A. Simply, Yes!
Q. How can I keep track of my points?
A. Good question. You don’t have to keep track because we’ll personally send you an e-mail report card with your point tally each month to keep you up to date on your point count / standings in the Army.
Q. When can we cash in our points for the prizes?
A. Whenever you feel like it. Let us know and we’ll count up your points and send your prizes out the next day. (Excluding weekends)
*Note: Once you “cash-in” your Pong A Long coupon code points you will be set back to zero. For example: If I have 28 points and choose to cash them in I will get my Ipod shuffle ,or 2 7′ tables + 1 shirt, or 10 shirts. The remaining points don’t carry over. So no matter how many points you have, once you cash them in you’ll get your prize(s) and then your account will reset back to zero, nadda, zilch!
Q. How big is the army?
A. No larger than 20 people are in the PAL Army at one time.
Q. Can I lose my position in the army?
A. The bottom 5 point earners at the end of each semester will be dropped out of the army. We can’t have any weaklings amongst our ranks.
So there you have it. Free stuff from you just getting blasted drunk and telling your buddies to buy a table and stop mooching off yours. Not a bad gig if you ask us. Which you didn’t otherwise it would’ve been in the FAQ. ZING!
Must I be 21 to become part of the army?
Ziggy
August 22nd, 2007