This week’s matchup pits two quarterback gems against each other who are more suited to play in the CFL up in America North. The Monday night game is Jets +2.5 vs Dolphins -2.5.
Joey Harrington is a chronic loser with a case of loseritis. A list of Joey’s attributes:
- Good at losing
- Girlish Smile
- Plays just good enough to keep a job and ruin teams entire seasons
- The “Dude” factor
Chad Pennington is a chronic hospital patient with a case of injuryitis. A list of Chad’s attributes:
- Arm as strong as a wet noodle
- Uncanny ability to always look bewildered
- Only player in the NFL to know all NYC surgeons by a first name basis
- The inability to throw further then 15 yards, or faster then 15 miles per hour
We really just hate Joey Harrington, and think the Jets suck just a little bit less, and take the Jets +2.5.
Joey, quit football and just go try out for a role in the OC, then when you get cut from that, just resort to hanging out at the local elementary school to sniff bicycle seats. We hate you, go away.
Season Bet Record: 8-8
Lines courtesy of BoDog.com
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