Last week we finally redeemed ourselves, and are starting a new winning streak for Pong A Long picks. This weeks game: Bears -12.5 vs Cardinals +12.5
We really drilled this game down to the essentials and took a look at just the facts, and the most important fact is the quarterbacks.
Chicago Bears
Rex Grossman runs the squad and has started since he came into the league, and has played 13 games over 4 seasons. While Rex may be the key to the offense, Kyle Orton (3rd string QB) is also prevalent in this equation. Kyle Orton knows how to party and has great experience in drinking and being drunk, see evidence below:
Note the full cup of Jack and slobber on his chin.
In this picture Orton is even getting bum-drunk with what looks to be his Amish Halloween costume on:
Rockin a hippie shirt and a full bottle of bubbly .. The guy has moves.
Arizona Cardinals
Matt Leinart now runs the team and is the California Party boy who stayed an entire extra year in school just taking ballroom dancing just to get pounded by Vince Young and the Longhorns in the Championship. Leinart is also good at partying and maybe a little bit better then Orton at looking like a total goofball.
Note the demon spawn of Satan that came up for the fiery magma of hell directly above him.
This next picture shows him really good at being wasted, and a girl who is really good at making clothing out of burlap bags.
Conclusion
Both of these QBs are really good at drinking, so we had to dive into Matt Leinart’s personal life … an it was horrifying. He has dated Paris Hilton who is the world’s dirtiest whore. She has ass goiters, scabies, and looks like an overgrown yard gnome. Leinart may die from full blown AIDS right there on the field.
And he is personal friends with this guy:
Advantage Bears.
We take the Bears -12.5
Season Bet Record: 2-4.
Lines courtesy of BoDog.com
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