So it’s that time of year again. Everyone’s heading back to school for another year of trying to prove to themselves and their parents that all the money they’re paying isn’t getting flushed down the tubes. We at pongalong.com applaud the booze soaked wool you’re pulling over everyone’s eyes and offer you a chance to really step up to the plate.
That’s where the PAL ARMY (PAL = Pong A Long. We are so clever.) comes in. In a nutshell, the PAL ARMY is a pyramid scheme. Except nothing like a pyramid scheme whatsoever. Here’s how it works. We want 20 people to help us spread our good name across the land. Those 20 get a coupon code that they use whenever they or someone they tell about Pong-a-Long purchases a table or merch from us. The more times your coupon code shows up in our highly sophisticated database, the more points you get. Points = cool stuff. Free t-shirts, tables, hell even Ipods and more if you really kick ass.
At the end of the month we tally the points, hand out the free crap, and weed out the losers who couldn’t hack it. That’s right; the bottom 5 people on the scoreboard get the boot like that skank you picked up at the bowling alley last night. We’ll obviously replace those 5 with some fresh meat to continue our crusade of beer fueled fun and games. So, if you think you can handle the daunting task of partying your face off and turning people on to the hottest thing since snap bracelets, fill out THIS APPLICATION to get your request in immediately. Remember, we only want 20 people so you need to do this sooner than later, unlike making that phone call to the random you had a week ago to discuss remedies for the clap.
I am going to be a freshman and bentley next year, where ruit is very very popular and i think i could really help you guys out!
George Lewis
August 21st, 2007
I would love to promote this! It sounds totally awesome!
Heather Coyle
August 21st, 2007
i would love to promote your table. I have been in school a while and curently work full time as well as go to a local jr.college. I have friends at most of the local universities (NC STATE, WAKE FOREST, SALEM COLLEGE, APP STATE, UNCC,UNCG) that relay on me 4 the bIg parties during the summer…would not be hard for be to promote during the school year, seeing how i visit rather Frequently.
jayson
August 21st, 2007
Sophomore at one of the biggest party schools in the country, Indiana University.
Ben
August 21st, 2007
Hey! I would love to help promote! I’m an avid beer pong player and I live pretty much next to all the college areas in San Diego. Easy promo gig. Let me Know!
Chandara
August 21st, 2007
Junior at San Diego State University. All we do is party. Send me details.
Eric
August 22nd, 2007
I am stationed out at tinker and live in the dorms with about 400+ airmen and navy personnel all we do is party drink and work. WE LOVE BEER PONG! I know I can get more than a healthy amount of people to get one of these and have a dedicated PAL army ready to obey your command!
Chris Miller
August 24th, 2007
I am a sophmore at one of the biggest party schools, The University of Delaware…and beer pong is like an nightly thing, we play it 24/7 here and im sure manys tudents are looking for some sick new pong tables…let me know if your interested in me selling them. I would love to.-Thanks
Easton Edwin
September 5th, 2007
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