So it’s that time of year again. Everyone’s heading back to school for another year of trying to prove to themselves and their parents that all the money they’re paying isn’t getting flushed down the tubes. We at pongalong.com applaud the booze soaked wool you’re pulling over everyone’s eyes and offer you a chance to really step up to the plate.
That’s where the PAL ARMY (PAL = Pong A Long. We are so clever.) comes in. In a nutshell, the PAL ARMY is a pyramid scheme. Except nothing like a pyramid scheme whatsoever. Here’s how it works. We want 20 people to help us spread our good name across the land. Those 20 get a coupon code that they use whenever they or someone they tell about Pong-a-Long purchases a table or merch from us. The more times your coupon code shows up in our highly sophisticated database, the more points you get. Points = cool stuff. Free t-shirts, tables, hell even Ipods and more if you really kick ass.
At the end of the month we tally the points, hand out the free crap, and weed out the losers who couldn’t hack it. That’s right; the bottom 5 people on the scoreboard get the boot like that skank you picked up at the bowling alley last night. We’ll obviously replace those 5 with some fresh meat to continue our crusade of beer fueled fun and games. So, if you think you can handle the daunting task of partying your face off and turning people on to the hottest thing since snap bracelets, fill out THIS APPLICATION to get your request in immediately. Remember, we only want 20 people so you need to do this sooner than later, unlike making that phone call to the random you had a week ago to discuss remedies for the clap.