Top 5 David Hasselhoff Videos - YouTube Friday Five

There comes a day in everyone’s life when they need to bow down to the majesty and mystery that is “The Hoff.” Guess what? Today is that day.

#5 There's a theme you might notice in these videos. I’m not gonna spoil it though.

#4 Are we starting to see some similarities?

#3 ……

#2 How to make a David Hasselhoff video:

1. Get the B squad from the local strip club
2. “Borrow” the night rider car
3. Pop your fake leather tuxedo jacket collar
4. Grow a mullet that’s permed
5. Rent a video toaster circa ’90 from the high school
6. Bake on 450 for 5 mins and Voila! Magical.

#1 DUUUUUUUH.
You knew that was coming. God he rocks. I remember the last time I was blindingly drunk eating Wendy’s shirtless with my glistening thatch of chest hair on display for all to see. I remember because that’s been every Saturday night of my life since I was old enough to appreciate a crappy Trans Am with a stupid red rope light glued to the hood. My hat’s off to you Mr. Hasselhoff. Pursuit mode KITT!

Now buy beer pong tables Michael...