Joe Rogan is pretty much the most awesome man on the planet, and a role model for us here at Pong A Long. We heard him on the radio here in Buffalo and had to pay him tribute in this weeks YouTube Friday Five.
Joe Rogan may just be RoboCop in Human Form. He has a permi-5 o’clock shadow, UFC fighting knowledge, the fear of no man (or woman), the uncanny ability to make nothing but valid points, and of course the build of a Spartan Warrior. We should all strive to grow up and become Joe Rogan. We rounded up the top 5 videos that show Joe Rogan out in the wild being totally rad, and bundled them up in a nice little post for you. Enjoy!
5. Dimethyltryptamine Rant on the Radio
A wee bit trippy and druggish, but he makes a few good points in this audio track about this drug (DMT) that is naturally created during heavy REM sleep. Very interesting takes on humans, life and what drugs do to you. He describes it so well that you don’t even need to try this stuff … Joe Rogan: My AntiDrug. (Warning: Adult Language)
4. Joe Rogan Owns a Chick During Standup
Tips to Survival at a Joe Rogan Standup Show
Rule One - Don’t talk over Joe Rogan
Rule Two - Don’t talk over Joe Rogan
Rule Three - Don’t Call Out Joe Rogan
(Warning: Adult Language)
3. Joe Rogan Owns a Feminist Video
And …
Rule Four: Don’t tell Joe Rogan what to do. Ever.
This feminist chick trys being cute around Rogan, and he has none of it. It was written in the Constitution that you cannot give orders to Joe Rogan or you will feel his wrath. Joe Rogan does not deal well with “Dopey Talk”. Forward to 1:15 minutes in to see the carnage. (Warning: Adult Language)
2. Fear Factor Fight
Rogan puts a contestant in place after she assaults another show member, then the husband attacks him. Joe Rogan gets pulled away before dropping a guillotine choke on him.
1. Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia
Joe Rogan does what all comedians would like to do and confronts Carlos “Men-Steal-ya” on stage. Carlos Mencia steals jokes and Rogan calls him out, too bad a fist fight did not occur. (Warning: Adult Language)
You can pay your respects to Joe over at JoeRogan.net, he also has a CD out “Shiny Happy Jihad” that is available for purchase, we also think he has an HBO show coming up, and of course the UFC as always. Whew .. that plus was our gift to the almighty Rogan, just for letting us grace our blog with his presence.
Joe Rogan calls no man sir, just like our uncompromising portable beer pong tables. So for a taste of what it’s like to be so gnarly that you emerge from the womb with a 5 o’clock shadow, pick up your own Pong A Long table today!
The best part of the Fear Factor fight is when Joe Rogan implies that the lunatic lady beats her husband.
simonisays
April 18th, 2007
joe is a seer, a modern-day prophet, who thinly veils his accurate and myth-piercing observations with biting sarcasm and humour. all other comedians should give him homage, for he elevates the most important facet of their practice to art.
i personally disagree with his take on the moon landing, because i have held the actual film shot in hasselblads on the moon, in my own hand. i am a veteran professional darkroom process controller, and i know real chromes when i see them. sorry joe, maybe your just having fun with this one. the rest of what he says seems to be worthy of everyone’s notice, and consideration. and F*** mencias.
bluesdog
March 16th, 2008
i’d like to add, these would not be my top fives.
where’s all his commentary on the war, the white house, and bush? U guys to afraid to go there?
protect and preserve this man.
bluesdog
March 16th, 2008