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So each week we bet “play” money on a few games. For our rules please see our first Pong A Long Picks Post.

Last week, our Pong A Long Picks Betting “Expert” lost all three games losing $70.00 going down $112.70 on the season.. This made the entire Pong A Long Team riot, which led to an eventual munity, and now we have the most inept, inexperienced sports better on our crew making all the calls. This move may be good if we were betting on Star Wars, Halo 3 battles, or Vulcan Translation, but this is football, and these picks will make any football fan cringe:

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Kansas City Chiefs

Our new resident expert probably didn’t know that Damon Huard is finally clicking or that D. Bowe is a receiving beast, and decided to go with the Jacksonville Jaguars. And to cap it off the Chiefs are at home and getting points, does this matter? Not to him!

Jacksonville Jaguars -2 vs. KC Chiefs
$20 to win $18.18

Arizona Cardinals vs. St. Louis Rams

Anquan Boldin is out, and the Cardinas don’t have a decisive QB and are on the road playing a team that is hungry for a win. Does that stop our new geek picker .. of course not!

Arizona Cardinals -3.5 vs. St. Louis Rams
$20 to win $18.18

Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears

Yes, the Packers started the season unbeaten. Yes, the Bears are in a bit of a slump. But they are still the NFC champs from a year ago, and are going up against an offense that doesn’t even have a 100 yard rusher on the season. O yeah, and they have to win by more than a field goal to beat the spread. This should be good.

Green Bay Packers -3.5 vs. Chicago Bears
$20 to win $18.18

Buffalo Bills vs. Dallas Cowboys

This could be the worst bet in sports betting history. The Bills defense is in worse disarray than Britney’s career, and are ranked 32nd (dead last) in the NFL. They are going up against Tony Romo and the Cowboys who have the first ranked offense in the league. So what do we think will happen? Scoring bonanza? Nope, we take the under. Wow.

Dallas Cowboys vs. Buffalo Bills Under 45
$20 to win $18.18

That’s It folks, all of our remaining money is going right down the toilet. Sit back and enjoy our pain!

Total Risk $80.00 to win $72.72

SEASON STATS

* Overall Week 4 “Play” Money Placed: $80.00 to win $72.72

*Money Left in the Bank: $59.50

* Season Overall Win/Loss: -$112.70

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