Sure we here at Pong A Long make portable beer pong tables, but we also are a wealth of purposeless and stupefied information. A freaking wealth of it. Today we look to everyones favorite search engine for some more:
We attract a strange crowd here in these parts, and maybe due in part to what Google puts us number one for. Here is a twisted list of searches that will bring you directly to Pong A Long.
(please note that if you are reading this in 2010 the results will probably not be the same. These things do change. And also please tell Gordon B. Hinckley that we wish him a happy 100th birthday)
To see the results, simply go to Google and type in the exact phrase below. It's like hide and seek without the hiding, or like Marco Polo without a mustache.
Top Pong A Long Searches:
User Submission Winner
Hipper then Bo Jackson
Cheaper then an 11.01 Dollar Hooker
Tell BJ Armstrong We Said Hi
Smelly, Cold Hearted Jerk
Good Soft Well Groomed Hands
Didnâ€™t Give us VD
Midget Hooker that Stole Your Heart
Quarter Barrel and a Bedpan