Monthly Archives: July 2006

    Pong A Long
  • 20
    Jul

    Sure we here at Pong A Long make portable beer pong tables, but we also are a wealth of purposeless and stupefied information. A freaking wealth of it. Today we look to everyones favorite search engine for some more:

    Google Logo

    We attract a strange crowd here in these parts, and maybe due in part to what Google puts us number one for. Here is a twisted list of searches that will bring you directly to Pong A Long.

    (please note that if you are reading this in 2010 the results will probably not be the same. These things do change. And also please tell Gordon B. Hinckley that we wish him a happy 100th birthday)

    To see the results, simply go to Google and type in the exact phrase below. It's like hide and seek without the hiding, or like Marco Polo without a mustache.

    Top Pong A Long Searches:

    User Submission Winner

    Hipper then Bo Jackson

    Cheaper then an 11.01 Dollar Hooker

    Tell BJ Armstrong We Said Hi

    Smelly, Cold Hearted Jerk

    Good Soft Well Groomed Hands

    Didn’t Give us VD

    Sloozberry Doozler

    Midget Hooker that Stole Your Heart

    Quarter Barrel and a Bedpan


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  • Pong A Long
  • 17
    Jul

    We just could not let this go un rewarded. Right when we started to think that there was nobody left in the world that wasn't lazy, this group of people really brought their A game! All we have to say is, where the hell were you during our Spring Bling competition!?! No matter though, unless someone else steps it up this month you got the submission contest in the bag.

    And on that note, we are going to bump up the prize this month to something more significant in honor of this gem of a photo! We want to see someone top this awesome picture and win the new and improved prize this month.....which we haven't decided on yet. So feast your eyes on what effort looks like and follow their example!
    Awesome Pong Pic

    Post your rebuttal!

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  • Pong A Long
  • 08
    Jul

    We found you sucka! After weeks of tailing Dog The Bounty Hunter looking for our June user submission runner up, we finally got yo ass!
    RunnerUpLocation
    Actually, the winner just sent us an e-mail with proof of their identity because, c'mon, who doesn't want some free swag? Congratulations to Steve for winning a couple Pong A Long T-shirts as well as a Party Pack. On the house obvi.

    Start sending in your pictures for this month chumps and chumpettes so you get score some free gear.

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  • Pong A Long
  • 06
    Jul

    This is the moment all you gatorade brains have been waiting for. The winner of the 2006 Spring Bling competition, and the winner of a iriver H20 mp3 player has been announced! This lucky contestant hails from the land of smog and hookers where the beer flows like wine and every person you meet is a failed actor/actress. Really pushing the limits of what is possible with a Pong A Long beer pong table, feast your eyes on what a winner looks like.

    **NOTE**
    This image is neither safe for children or work. We suggest you get to an acceptable location away from both before viewing the image.

    The Winning Image

    This concludes our first annual spring bling contest. We have the winning entries contact information and will be sending out their prize post haste! Let this be a lesson to all you nay sayers. Pong A Long follows through with their beer pong jams, you better get on board withe the next one.

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  • Pong A Long
  • 06
    Jul

    This month was a doozy. We had a slew of entries all worth their weight in after party upchuck. We are going to begin from the top with the winner of this months user submission contest. This girl was a true sloozberry doozler as she faithfully licked the spilled beer off of the pong a long. There is nary a thing we find more attractive than a capable woman exercising her right to slurp refuse from a gaming device. Lo and behold:
    June Winner

    Next we have our runner up. Now we know that shorties want to chill with the kin folk, smoke blunts and be down with those inside jokes. But this is getting out of hand. This young blood wins for the sheer guts of even being entered in such a contest of ill repute:
    June-RunnerUp

    And last....and least, these guys win the prize for what not to do with your Pong A Long Beer Pong Table. These things work great but gosh darn it, they are not water proof. Don't do this America:
    Don't do this
    Thats it! If any of these beer pong pictures are you, send an e-mail to contact@pongalong.com proving it and we will send out your prize! Don't forget to enter this months contest!

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  • Pong A Long
  • 06
    Jul

    Beirut Guide

    Our kimosabe's over at Beirut-Guide.com have added us to their esteemed link section and we felt the need to say well done to them. You are a buffet of manliness. Check out their pong rules wizard....and their sweet review of us.

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