Monthly Archives: March 2007

    Pong A Long
  • 30
    Mar

    McDonalds Raps, songs, brainwashing and art, all on this edition of the YouTube Friday Five! There are a flurry of funny McDonald's videos, all of which may make you very hungry for some deep fried glory. The top McDonalds videos are:

    5. McDonalds Brainwashing
    Dear McDonald's Advertising Manager, Next time you pick a show to subliminally advertise on, choose something more relevant than Iron Chef. While watching Chef Morimoto carve up five different gormet meals from a Bald Eagle, the last thing I want is is a dainty microwaved mini burger.
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    4. Brandon DiCamillo McDonalds Prank
    This founding member of the CKY group goes to McDonalds, and isn't very happy. "Gimme A Goddamn Orange!"
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    3. McDonald's Song
    Words cannot describe this McDonald's music video. I am about 99% sure this won a grammy.
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    2. McDonald's Ketchup Art
    One very talented artist uses nothing but Ketchup and French Fries to paint a portrait.
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    1. McDonald's Fast Food Freestyle
    BIG MAC. BIG MAC. I need a double cheeseburger no lettuce ...
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    Time to head to the arches. See you next week!

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  • 25
    Mar

    Never ruin a game of beer pong again! Quick and easy video tutorial on how to fix a ping pong ball. All you need is hot water and you will be back to beer pong in no time baby!


    How To Inflate Your Dented Ping Pong

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  • 23
    Mar

    Mario and his brother sure do more than just appear in video games. This week we are proud to bring you the Best Alternate Mario Brothers videos ever! In this riveting piece you will see Human Mario, Lego Mario, Mario on Drugs, Mario ride lines, and Mario do just about anything imaginable. The moral of all of these Mario Brothers videos is: People just have too much time on their hands these days.

    5. Mario Real Life Video
    A mildly lame story about the life and times of Mario in 2007 (or maybe 1989). Either way it barely made the list and might barely make you smile.
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    4. Mario Brothers Live Action Play Video
    This is a pretty friggin boss play for some community college in the boondocks. At least it is better than Oklahoma, Shakespeare, or any of those ones with boys in tights prancing about.
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    3. Mario Brothers Lego Version
    This is what happens when nerds somehow manage to spawn children, and when they are forced to raise them. First they get them educational toys like Legos to help the child’s engineering genes. Then when they find out how fun they are the child is locked in the bathroom with toenail clippers and aftershave while “Daddy makes a viral video”.
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    2. Mario Brothers Line Rider Video
    If this is real, this is the best line rider video ever. Please see previous posts about rad line rider videos (version 1.0).
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    1. Mario Vice City Video
    The best part is that Mario calls Luigi’s blood “Ragu”. Ha ha ha. Very well put together piece from Robot Chicken.
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    Oh those crazy Italians! Thanks for stopping by!

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  • 22
    Mar

    Somewhere over in Michigan, a group of serious beer pong players decided to play a game with 1 ping pong table, 1,000 cups, 3 layers and one time lapse video camera . The results are one serious time lapse beer pong video!

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    Thanks to Millennium Pong for the Video!

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  • 16
    Mar

    This week we are proud to bring you a hot topic circling in the NHL right now: The Top 5 Longest NHL Suspensions from dirty hits ... all on video! Assaulting, slashing, and baseball style swinging are found in these video clips so if you are weary of violence, then you may want to turn back. On with the longest NHL suspensions on tape!

    5. Brad May, Phoenix Coyotes (20 games)
    May gets 20 games for a slash to the head of Steve Heinze.
    Note: This is really a tie for fifth with Tom Lysiak of the Chicago Blackhawks who intentionally tripped a linesman in 1983. Lysiak got 20 games as well.
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    4. Dale Hunter, Washington Capitals (21 games)
    This is especially cruel, as Hunter absolutely creams Pierre Turgeon after a goal in the '93 playoffs. In my opinion this should have been more as they were not even in play when in occurred.
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    3. Todd Bertuzzi, Vancouver Canucks - Rest of Season (20 games)
    This would have been many more games if it wasn't for the next NHL season being canceled by a labor dispute... Not only does Bertuzzi sucker punch Steve Moore, but then he holds his head down while he is unconscious and sliding face first on the ice.
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    2. Marty McSorley, Boston Bruins - Rest of Season (23 games)
    McSorley swings his stick at Donald Brashear's head and knocks him out cold. The video doesn't make the hit look that hard, but Brashear drops quicker than Carmen Electra on the runway.
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    1. Chris Simon, New York Islanders - Rest of Season (minimum 25 games)
    The longest suspension in the history of the NHL that happened this year. Simon lines up like he is Albert Pujos and smacks Ryan Hollweg in the neck like he is in the friggin Home run derby. What's the kicker? Hollweg wasn't even the one who checked Simon in the first place!
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    Note: In 2000, Gordie Dwyer of the Tampa Bay Lightning got 23 games (4th longest) for starting a fight and abusing officials. This was not a single incident, so it was left off this list.

    Makes you think that beer pong is a much safer sport. Thanks for stopping by!

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  • 15
    Mar

    The 2nd annual Pong A Long Spring Break Beer Pong Tournament has been completed! 32 teams joined together to battle on the beach for the 2nd annual Beer Pong Trophy. The beer pong tournament was held right on the beach of Siesta Key Florida, where the sand is like powdered sugar, and the girls are like girls from home but better cuz they are in bikinis.

    Beer Pong Girls on Spring Break

    All 64 participants had a blast that was accompanied by babes, booze, beer pong, and bikinis.

    2nd Annual Spring Break Beer Pong Tournament

    The tournament was fiercely competitive, and came down to a battle for the beer pong trophy. The winning team was a couple of cool dudes that went by the name of "The Flying Dutchmen"!

    2007 Pong A Long Spring Break Champs

    These guys nknew how to play beer pong and how to party. They ran through the competition like Brandi on a Freeway, and even chugged from the trophy. Congrats Guys! Thanks to everyone that came out and supported the cause. Any thoughts for next year? Hawaii? Jamaica Spring Break Beer Pong Tournament? Nahhhhhhhh. Siesta Key is the place to be. Special thanks to Sarasota Beer Pong!
    To view all of the pictures head over to our Spring Break Beer Pong Tournament section!

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  • 15
    Mar

    Here is our official 2007 NCAA men's bracket picks!

    Def the winning bracket

    Feel free to criticize while our bracket sucks harder than Paris Hilton at a Lollypop Convention.

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  • 15
    Mar

    The folks over at jaunted.com spotted a closeup of a few people playing beer pong in the water. A while back news came that you could find "super zooms" on Google Earth, and we now have our first picture of people playing beer pong in the water!

    Beer Pong Spotted on Google Earth

    I am not quite sure that this is full blown beer pong, but at least it looks cool. Next we need some more conclusive evidence of beer pong with some closeups on cups, or even better - the usage of Pong A Long beer pong tables!

    Full Post from Jaunted.com

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  • 09
    Mar

    What is a speed run? It is when geeks try to beat a video game as fast as they can. They time it and then post them to YouTube, ICQ each other binary code, drink Full Throttle Energy Drinks, and eventually send naughty pictures of themselves to Dateline's Chris Sherman under the name "BoobBoner69". Anyway, they play the video games super fast, and the speed runs are really impressive no matter how dirty those hands are at the controller.

    5. Super Mario Brothers 3 Speed Run
    Very quick Mario Brothers speed run, but used some warps so it got knocked back a bit in our list.
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    4. Doom 2 Speed Run
    This is on insane difficulty, and this guy really knows how to shotgun down some badly animated monsters
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    3. Half-Life Speed Run
    This happens so fast it kinda makes you sick. Just like sex.
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    2. Sonic 2 Speed Run
    Very very fast. Prepare for tons of the Sonic Revving sounds.
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    1. Super Mario Brothers 1 Speed Run
    Just over 20 minutes isn't that wonderful, but it is when you don't warp even one time.
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    Thanks for tuning in, get practicing and maybe we can shoot you straight to dorkdom with your speed run videos!

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  • 07
    Mar

    Funny screen shot at OddBall about the newest Wii Drinking Game:

    Quarters, The Drinking Game

    Wii Quarters!

    Now can someone please come up with Wii Beer Pong, and in a hurry? There may just be a Wii Pong in the works ...

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