Monthly Archives: April 2007

    Pong A Long
  • 28
    Apr

    Looking to play beer pong in the pool? Well, please don't use our beer pong tables, as they are not made to be submerged underwater, but feel free to go out and buy this:

    Beer Pong in the Pool

    Beer Pong for your pool or as we would like to say ... Pool Pong!

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  • 27
    Apr

    Drinking, especially binge drinking, can be a very dangerous thing. We take these things very serious here at Pong A Long, and try to enforce safe alcohol consumption to our readers. Here is a short list of some games that you probably should never play.

    5. 24 Drinking Game
    Ummmm Jack Bauer says "Dammit" a whole lot. Prob not a great drinking game unless you want to get hobo drunk.
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    4. Fermented Mystery Liquid Chug Drinking Game
    If you find random fermented liquids that have been simmering in your dorm for months, do not try to consume them or you may end up looking like this kid.
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    3. Flaming Shots Game
    Drinking things on fire is also a no-no (for obvious reasons).
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    2. The Ol' Vodka Chug Drinking Game
    Chugging Liquor is never a good idea, the end result will pretty much always be throwing up and falling down.
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    1. Basketball Beer Pong
    So friggin gross. Don't use dirty buckets with dirty basketballs, it just makes for a dirty, dirty game. Plus they are using "Bitch Killers" or what some people call Natural Ice.
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    Remember to play drinking games in moderation, and to be safe when engaging in any drinking games that involve alcohol. See ya next week!

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  • 25
    Apr

    Hey thurr city slicker .. wanna be a pro beer booze cowboy? Just pick up one of these:
    Booze Belt Babe
    It's the Booze Belt, Baby!
    Available here ya cowpokes!

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  • 20
    Apr

    Gearing up for tomorrow's UFC 70, we decided to stick to a fighting theme and bring you the Funniest Knockouts ever recorded. While these are all funny boxing knockouts, they still occur in a ring, feature humans losing all of their motor skills and are super entertaining. These clips are ultra embarrassing, showing fighters getting all of their senses slapped right out of them. If you do box or fight, do not go out like these guys do:

    5. Mike Tyson Funny Knockout
    Pretty poor video quality, but Mike Tyson sends this guy into a totally new dimension of pain.
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    4. Drunk Stumbling Knockout
    Guy gets hit so hard that he turns into a stumbling drunk hobo.
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    3. Fighting on the Floor KO
    This fighter gets hit so hard he goes to sleep and is still fighting while KO'ed on the floor.
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    2. Ain't Over Til its over
    This large beast of a fighter is just dominating the fight and knocks the peanut sized dude down. Then "lil peanut" threatens a punch gets clobbered and just goes limp.

    If you look close enough you can see the massive killing machine think to himself "Really?" when "lil peanut" threatens the punch.
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    1. Kiss On the Lips Funny KO
    I guess you shouldn't kiss another fighter on the lips during a stare down.
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    That's All Folks, make sure if you get in the ring that you lose with grace, or you may end up on our next YouTube Friday Five!

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  • 17
    Apr

    Pong A Long has 1000 MySpace Friends!

    This weekend our MySpace meter jumped over the millennium mark with the eclipse of 1,000 unique friends! Tila Tequila, we are coming for you!

    Thanks to all those who added us, and for all those who stop by and leave us some love. We always try to hit you back with comments, messages or sometimes even a snazzy glitter layout for your Birthday. Yeah, we are pretty classy like that. In the past we have done some cool MySpace giveaways, and now that we are so damn popular we may have to fire some back up. See our official social network hangouts below and stop by and say hi!

    MySpace:  A Place for Creeps

    Official Pong A Long MySpace Page

    Official Pong A Long Facebook Page

    Thanks to all of our friends! We proved our mothers wrong, people DO love us!

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  • 17
    Apr

    Remember to get your taxes in the mail kids! But before you do check out the freshest Tax Rap: It's Deductible!

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  • 15
    Apr

    Beer Pong Haiku

    We saw this post over on some blog-o-rama, so we can't really take any credit for it, but it is probably the best beer pong haiku ever written. So in the spirit of Jim Rome and Haiku's, lets give it a go:

    Ball falls into cup
    Other guys have to drink it
    The game of the gods

    Thanks Bryan!

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  • 13
    Apr

    Joe Rogan is pretty much the most awesome man on the planet, and a role model for us here at Pong A Long. We heard him on the radio here in Buffalo and had to pay him tribute in this weeks YouTube Friday Five.

    Joe Rogan may just be RoboCop in Human Form. He has a permi-5 o'clock shadow, UFC fighting knowledge, the fear of no man (or woman), the uncanny ability to make nothing but valid points, and of course the build of a Spartan Warrior. We should all strive to grow up and become Joe Rogan. We rounded up the top 5 videos that show Joe Rogan out in the wild being totally rad, and bundled them up in a nice little post for you. Enjoy!
    5. Dimethyltryptamine Rant on the Radio
    A wee bit trippy and druggish, but he makes a few good points in this audio track about this drug (DMT) that is naturally created during heavy REM sleep. Very interesting takes on humans, life and what drugs do to you. He describes it so well that you don't even need to try this stuff ... Joe Rogan: My AntiDrug. (Warning: Adult Language)
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    4. Joe Rogan Owns a Chick During Standup
    Tips to Survival at a Joe Rogan Standup Show
    Rule One - Don't talk over Joe Rogan
    Rule Two - Don't talk over Joe Rogan
    Rule Three - Don't Call Out Joe Rogan
    (Warning: Adult Language)
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    3. Joe Rogan Owns a Feminist Video
    And ...
    Rule Four: Don't tell Joe Rogan what to do. Ever.
    This feminist chick trys being cute around Rogan, and he has none of it. It was written in the Constitution that you cannot give orders to Joe Rogan or you will feel his wrath. Joe Rogan does not deal well with "Dopey Talk". Forward to 1:15 minutes in to see the carnage. (Warning: Adult Language)
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    2. Fear Factor Fight
    Rogan puts a contestant in place after she assaults another show member, then the husband attacks him. Joe Rogan gets pulled away before dropping a guillotine choke on him.
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    1. Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia
    Joe Rogan does what all comedians would like to do and confronts Carlos "Men-Steal-ya" on stage. Carlos Mencia steals jokes and Rogan calls him out, too bad a fist fight did not occur. (Warning: Adult Language)
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    You can pay your respects to Joe over at JoeRogan.net, he also has a CD out "Shiny Happy Jihad" that is available for purchase, we also think he has an HBO show coming up, and of course the UFC as always. Whew .. that plus was our gift to the almighty Rogan, just for letting us grace our blog with his presence.

    Joe Rogan calls no man sir, just like our uncompromising portable beer pong tables. So for a taste of what it's like to be so gnarly that you emerge from the womb with a 5 o'clock shadow, pick up your own Pong A Long table today!

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  • 11
    Apr

    The Czech Republic knows how to do it, and how to do it right! Check out the killer beer dispensing vending machine that dispenses a beer for just 20 of whatever the Czech Republic's currency is.

    Beer Pong Vending Machine

    The Beer Dispensing Vending Machine

    and it "can also be used to sell cigarettes, erotic journals" ... wow, no further comments needed.

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  • 10
    Apr

    Hey Now! We have some ultra fresh beer pong tournament pictures taken at the one and only Tequila Willy's in Grand Rapids Michigan. Grand Rapids Michigan was known only for the Gerald Ford Museum and Calvin College, but now Tequila Willy's is putting Grand Rapids on the map for Beer Pong!

    Tequila Willy's Beer Pong Baby!

    Our amazing Pong A Long rep is pounding out weekly tournaments every Thursday, with some killer results. We have even added in a new pictures section solely for the beer pong tournaments at Tequila Willy's.

    If you live in Michigan and you like Beer Pong, you had beer get down to Tequila Willy's and prove your stuff (9PM on Thursdays).

    P.S. - When you get there .. buy the man Josh an Irish Car Bomb .. we hear he does in impromptu rendition of the classic Salt-n-Pepa jam "Push It" if you do ..

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