Monthly Archives: May 2007

So our favorite Ultimate Fighter, Chuck Liddell, is fighting tonight in UFC 71 against Rampage Jackson. We have big parties for UFC fights, but we do it real big for Chuck Liddell fights. For this fight we hired an expert in cakebakery to whip us up the world's first Chuck Liddell Cake! Some pictures are below:

****UPDATE**** We got a bunch of comments to show what the cake should look like after the fight .. and we put our tail between our legs and now have the post UFC 71 Chuck Liddell Cake. We added in a big ole fist imprint and a blackend eye, and of course chuck on the ground. We still love ya Chuck!

***END UPDATE***

Go Chuck!

Kimbo Slice is a punching machine that streetfights since being released from jail. He is a bouncer that bareknuckle boxes opponents until they can't stand, then makes faces and growls. But more importantly, he is a badass beast. He could possibly be the scariest man on the planet besides that guy that played the T-1000 in Terminator 2.

5. Kimbo vs. The Bouncer
Kimbo's most recent fight to date. Kimbo pounds on the heavier "Bouncer" and eventually takes a part of his dreads with him.
(Warning Really Violent)

4. Kimbo Take Out AfroPuff then BigMac
Kimbo takes out two guys in a row. "Big Mac" is one tough dude, but not tough enough for Kimbo Slice.
(Warning Really Violent)

3. Kimbo Cracks a Skull
It really looks like Kimbo breaks this guys face socket. The noise that is created when the fist connects with the face on the final punch will give you nightmares.
(Warning Really Violent)

2. Kimbo Bloodies Adryan
In street fighting, you give up by kneeling down or falling down. Someone should have informed Adrayn this, cuz he just keeps standing up until Kimbo makes him fall down. (Warning Really Violent and Bloody)

1. Kimbo Lets Opponent Punch Him in the Face
This is the baddest fight ever to occur. Kimbo not only beats this guy to oblivian, but then continues to let his opponent punch him in the face repeatedly. Of course Kimbo Slice then pounds his opponent's face into what looks like a really scary Halloween mask.

Kimbo Slice is a Bad, Bad Man, and is actually fighting a pro MMA fight on June 23rd. Our prediction, Kimbo will knock his opponent's head off, and eat his soul.

Looking for a good beer pong movie? Kevin Daniels is here to help with his newest video - "A Beer Pong Story". This short film features a dying mother, a high stakes beer pong tournament, and a whole lot of Lebron James. When Jake's mother falls ill and needs $20,000 he decides that the best way to pay for treatment is to win a beer pong tournament. Jake then gets a trainer, and preps for the big beer pong tournament. What will happen? Watch to find out!

Thanks to Kevin for making a sweet beer pong movie, and for using Pong A Long beer pong tables too! Head over to YouTube and give it a few quick ratings, or drop a comment.

Well, we've finally joined the party. We've been hearing about Guitar Hero for some time, but have never tried it or felt the urge to pick it up. Recently we stumbled across the game at a friends house and one sweet lick on that fake axe later, we were hooked!

Anyone who has played this game can appreciate how insane the following videos are. If you have not played it, you might think it looks like dance dance revolution for your fingers....and you'd be right.

Take a look at the finest slaying the world has to offer in this weeks face melting installment of the Pong A Long YouTube Friday 5. Whiddely Whiddely Whiddely!!!!

5. Avenged Seven Fold - Beast and the harlot (expert)
We'll kick things off with just a plain old thrash fest. Listen to the sound of the wailing trigger finger on this freak.

4. Buckethead - Jordan
Don't let the slowish start fool you, this is the hardest song in the game. If you're impatient, jump to 3:00 to see it kick into overdrive.

3. Kansas 100% Expert
No only is this a kick ass song, but this guy hits every single note on expert!

2. Dragon Force - Fury of the storm
OK, so this is a custom song, but Dragon force is so friggen sick nasty and this video is bonkers. Whoever programmed this into the game for themselves is a serious masochist.

1. Rush YYZ on Expert
HA! This guys is the dorkiest nerd ever...and also my hero. The ending is great as well.

There it went, I hope you enjoyed those as much as we did. And don't judge us for our poindexter addition.

We here at Pong A Long would like to sincerely commend all those that graduated this month!  However, we would also like to tell you to go get another college student loan and head back to grad school; you have a long torturous road of working for the man ahead, why not delay it one more year?

If not we would recommend reading this Cracked Magazine Article:  The Real World Guide For College Graduates

We proudly brought you the world's best lion attack videos and now we present the best Tiger Attack Videos! This list features tigers fighting snakes, crocodiles, humans and even some elephants. We now present you with the world's best tiger attack videos!

5. Tiger vs Python
This is pretty much a draw, but still pretty cool seeing two monster animals beat the crap out of each other.

4. Tiger Attack at a Fundraiser
Sir, you are holding a wild beast at a fundraiser, who the hell told you that was a good idea? I bet it was the same guy that started chain mail, or maybe the guy who invented spray-on hair.

3. Tiger vs. Crocodile
This tiger attack on a crocodile ends badly for the tiger. You think the stupid cat could win on land against a stumpy little lizard, but no dice. We really don't think that this tiger was fit to represent the entire Tiger family and demand a recall. This tiger could very well be like the DJ Qualls of the Tiger Race, and Lord knows no one wants DJ Qualls repping them.

2. Tiger Attack Spray
When you are behind bars in a cage, there is only one option that you have to still embarrass the people holding you back, and this is how you do it.

1. Tiger Jump on Elephant
If they had cast a tiger in the movie 300 they wouldn't need any CGI, rather just used this leaping tiger that can jump higher than a Kangaroo, and maul while in midair. By far the craziest tiger attack you will ever see.

Watch out for those damn felines next time you are in Africa, the Zoo, or out back riding your Elephant, Beer Pong is much safer!

Pong A Long is proud to bring you a true beer pong superhero who has a crazy beer pong trick shots video that will truly make you feel more inadequate than Peter North.

Beer Pong Skills

How about that for some beer pong skills? Yeah, the Harlem Globetrotters just got jealous. Go get your practice on ya greenhorn.

Being a Buffalo Based company, we just thought we should let everyone know that the Sabres are in the Eastern Conference Championships!  The Sabres advanced today after a grueling series against the NY Rangers, and an opening round win over the NY Islanders.  As you can guess it gets pretty crazy in Buffalo whenever anything good happens.

On to the Ottawa where it is cool to speak in French, and the biggest event of the year is something called a "Tulip Festival".  Lets go Sabres!

We have a winner for our April Beer Pong Contest Winner!  This submission garnered a gaggle of girls and guys and featured an unprecedented display of hand gestures.  We are pretty sure that we can make out the Bloods and the Crips, along with the much lesser known "Spidermans", "Surfer Dudes", "We're Number Twos", and "Scissors Beats Paper" gang symbols.

The Winning Beer Pong Picture!  Aight gang shoot us your info and collect your prize!

This weeks post features kids getting crushed on tape. While it is sad to see these poor little youngins getting slammed, it is still quite funny and entertaining at the same time. Sorta like the end of that "My Girl" Movie where Macaulay Culkin gets stung by a bee and dies. Honestly, who can be sad when Culkin in on the big screen?

5. Kid Getting Kick in the Face
This little kid gets kicked in the head, but it really is more comedy than tragedy as they look quite silly in this video of child abuse.

4. Kid Gets Caught in a Basketball Hoop
The best part of this video is that the kid that gets caught in the basketball hoop cries a river, and his friends just laugh at him. Well, that and the beautiful summer foliage.

3. Kid Gets Hits with a Sled
"You're standing on the tracks and the train is coming through."

2. Best Real-Life HeadShot Ever
This poor guy looks like he got drilled by a cannon, not a paintball gun. HEADSHOT!

1. Kid Gets Crushed by A Football Player
This is a great example of why small children should not be allowed to be anywhere near collegiate (or professional) sports. Small children + 200 lb padded men do not mix. Kinda like women and driving.

Keep your kids on a leash! See ya next week!