Monthly Archives: June 2007

If you get bored and you are looking for a way to waste your time, this tetris game is more like an online beer pong game, where you have to land a ball on bricks to destroy the shapes.

Game Link

Look both ways because this week Pong A Long is bringing you the world's best hit by car videos from YouTube. Everyone has seen gnarly car crashes from those world's craziest videos .. but these hit by car videos top them all. Warning .. these videos show people actually getting hit by cars and are not recommended for all ages.

5. Drunken Idiot Decides to Jump Car
He is actually the one that hits the car.  NEVER try this at home, on the street, or anywhere else for that matter.

4. Pizza Man Gets Served by a Car
Probably a fake, but this guy gets hit by a car and tossed like a toy.

3. It's Not Over Until You Get Hit By A Geo Metro
Dude shows some moves then gets drilled by a car. (Probably a Fake)

2. Bike Gets Tossed
This is the nastiest bike - car collision we have ever seen.  The guy on the bike casually changes lanes then gets hit by a car.

1. Guy Falls Out of Car, Gets Hit by Car
Warning very gross.  The boner in the back tries to hit some kids with his door, then falls out ... right into another car.

Ok, commercials suck ... but not commercials by Old Spice. Here at Pong A Long there was a mandatory deodorant change over to Old Spice because of the new Old Spic commercials. Its about time these deodorant commercials stop showing sissies getting groped by girls by spraying on some lame watered down deodorant, and started showing the masses how to be men. There are only three new commercials, so we had to get a little creative with the top five ... but feel free to skip numbers 4 and 5 ... we promise the big three are worth your time.

5. Old Spice User Created Commercial
Don't mess with Old Spice.

4. An Old-Old Spice Commercial
This may have started the "if you wear this deodorant, girls will like you!" fad. Either way anything old is funny.

3. Old Spice Manly Video
Use Old Spice. Be A Man.

2. Bruce Campbell Hungry Like The Wolf Commercial
Pure unbridled talent. Woooof.

1. The Manliest Painting Ever
Before we die, we are going to handpaint this sucker and put it in our apartment.

Need a serious energy drink? POWERTHIRST! Energy video shows why you should choose POWERTHIRST as your energy drink of choice.

POWERTHIRST!

Warning: Playing Beer Pong with POWERTHIRST is NOT recommended

That's right ... you read this post correctly ... CAP news recently selected co-captains for a beer pong, and one of them was "the Hoff." David Hasselhoff may be most well known for his role as Mitch Buchannon on Baywatch, or maybe as Nick Fury Agent of Shield (link).

Anyway, CAP News correctly selected David Hasselhoff as the drunk captain for celebrity beer pong. Unfortunately, they incorrectly selected Lindsay Lohan as his opposition. Really CAP? Really? ... That is like David going against Goliath, but instead of a slingshot, David has AIDS, freckles, and a coke problem.

Lohan would have no shot in this situation. The only things Lindsay has a shot at is ... dying before the age of 25, having more freckles than natural pigment, and smelling than month old room temperature halibut. Hoff has this one down.

Source: the CAP

Another month goes by, another winner gets named. We have a great prize for this months winning photo, so hopefully we will hear from whomever submitted this picture soon!

If this photo belongs to you, send us some proof to contact@pongalong.com to claim your prize.

Thanks for all of our entries this month, and keep the photos coming because we have a lot of good swag to send your way.

Also, we're still on the hunt for Aprils winner as well, so drop us a line if you own that one.

If you haven't played the scary maze game yet, click here to play it (we were just joking about the scary part). Video taping your loved ones playing this game has become a mini internet phenomenon, and we rounded up the funniest Scary Maze Videos on YouTube. Note: The game really sucks, and isn't really scary, nor should anyone on this planet think it is a real game ... but hey the videos are good.

5. Fish Flop After Completion
Little kid flops on the floor after he finishes the maze and sees the horror.

4. Little Kid Flies Back Off Chair
Up-close little gamer shoots back off his chair upon completion.

3. Dude Falls Back
Dudeorama gets jolted back off his chair and onto the floor after he finishes the maze.

2. Woman Freaks and Breaks Chair
This woman tries to get away and falls back on her chair, breaking it to pieces.

1. Original Maze Scare Video
This is the original video that became so popular that everyone and their mother started taping their friends looking like idiots.